ENTERTAINMENT LISTINGS: Friday to Thursday, February 9-15

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9

COMEDY

KRATER COMEDY CLUB: Until Feb 11, 7pm/8pm/10.30pm, £5-£36.50 Komedia, 44-47 Gardner Street, Brighton 0845 293 8480.

TIM VINE: £25, 8pm Assembly Hall, Stoke Abbott Road, Worthing 01903 206206. Tim Vine back on tour.

COMMUNITY

BURGESS HILL HISTORY SOCIETY: Meeting, Cyprus Hall, 8pm. Murders and Misdemeanours in Sussex by Paul Green. Members £1, visitors £3.

LEWES RIVERSIDE CLUB: Memories in a Suitcase by Pamela Vieler, 2pm St Thomas’ Church Hall, Cliffe.

LEWES STAMP CLUB: Lewes Stamp and Postal History Club Nobel Prize Winners by Grace Davies, 7.15pm in Christ Church, Prince Edwards Road, Lewes.

TALK: Walk With Dinosaurs by Ellinor Michel, chair of the Friends of Crystal Palace Dinosaurs, 7.30pm Linklater pavilion, Lewes. £3.

TEA DANCE: Southwater Leisure Centre, Pevensey Road, Southwater (off Cedar Drive), 1.30pm to 3.45pm, £4.85 per person including tea and coffee. For more details call Southwater Leisure Centre on 01403 733208 or Colin and Margaret on 01403 734409.

WALK: Meet 11am in the Barns Green village car park (enter over yellow hatched lines outside the Village Hall) RH13 0PT. 2-mile HDC Health walk, mostly flat, mainly on firm ground. Well behaved dogs welcome. 1 hour. Chatter Cheema 07720 714306.

WEALDEN POSTCARD CLUB:Open meeting. Doors open 2pm for 2.30pm, St Paul’s Hall, Woodfield Road, Northgate, Crawley.

GIGS

40 SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM: £5, 8pm Under Ground Theatre, Grove Road, Eastbourne 0845 680 1926. The Early Days Tour. In aid of the Music Therapy charity.

BON GIOVI: £17-£18, 7.30pm Chequer Mead, East Grinstead (01342) 302000. The premier tribute band to Bon Jovi.

NAOMI BEDFORD: £10, 7pm Komedia, 44-47 Gardner Street, Brighton 0845 293 8480. Naomi Bedford and Paul Simmonds.

STONE COLD SOBER: Railway Inn, Billingshurst, 9pm.

THE DEAD REDS: Free, 8pm Lewes Con Club, 139 High Street, Lewes 01273 473076.

THE KING IS BACK: £29-£30, 8pm White Rock Theatre, Hastings (01424) 462288. Ben Portsmouth, Elvis Tribute Artist.

THE ROCKET MAN: From £28, 7.30pm Theatre Royal, Brighton 0844 871 7650. A tribute to Sir Elton John.

STAGE

THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC: From £22.50, 7.30pm Assembly Hall Theatre, Tunbridge Wells (01892) 530613. The ultimate tribute to Abba.

THE LITTLE MATCHGIRL AND OTHER HAPPIER TALES: February 6-10, tickets from £20, Minerva Theatre, Chichester, www.cft.org.uk.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10

COMEDY

JONATHAN PIE: £17, 7.30pm The Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne (01323) 802020. Work in progress.

THE TROUBLE WITH SCOTT CAPURRO: £12, 8pm Komedia, 44-47 Gardner Street, Brighton 0845 293 8480.

TOM ALLEN: Absolutely. £14, 8pm Trinity Theatre, Tunbridge Wells (01892) 678678.

COMMUNITY

COFFEE MORNING: Foyer, Martlets Hall, Burgess Hill, 10am-12.30pm, in aid of St Catherine’s Hospice. Enquiries to Judith Redd, 01444 248595.

MID SUSSEX RAMBLERS: Mayfield, 5.5 miles with Jill 01273 480167. Meet at Mayfield Village car park, 10am.

TALK: The Development of Eastbourne’s Devonshire Park by Richard Cook, 2pm Under Ground Theatre, Grove Road, Eastbourne 0845 680 1926. Free admission.

WALK: Meet 10:30am Red Lyon PH car park, The Street Slinfold RH13 0RR. 4-mile HDC Health walk up to Hill House, through woodland and fields to Rapkyns and Theales Farm. Sorry no dogs. 1 ¾ hours. Liz 01403 263920 or Simon 01403 260599.

CONCERTS

CELEBRATING HAYDN: Free with retiring collection, 5.30pm St Laurence Church, Falmer.

GIGS

A VISION OF ELVIS: From £27.50, 7.30pm Theatre Royal, Brighton 0844 871 7650. 10th Anniversary Tour.

CLUB RBL: Carly Jane, Clayton & Keymer Royal British Legion, Woodsland Road, Hassocks, 01273 845829. Singing hits from the 1960s to the present day.

EMILY MAGUIRE: £13, 7.45pm The Hawth Theatre, Crawley (01293) 553636.

HAZE: The Bedford, Horsham, 8.30pm.

HORSHAM ROCKS PRESENTS: The Gibbons Hyldon Experience, The Carfax Bandstand, Horsham, 2pm-4pm.

JUKEBOX: The Kings Head, Billingshurst, 8.30pm.

LEWES SATURDAY FOLK CLUB: £12, 8pm The White Hart, Lewes (The County Suite). Belshazzar’s Feast, www.belshazzarsfeast.com. Paul Sartin (voice, fiddle, oboe) has played with Faustus and Bellowhead and directed The Transports. Paul Hutchinson (accordion) has played with Hoover the Dog, Karen Tweed, Playford Liberation Front and The Pagoda Project.

POCKETSIZE: Free, 10am-noon at the regular coffee morning, Under Ground Theatre, Grove Road, Eastbourne 0845 680 1926. Followed by Jayne Ingles.

THE OKEE DOKEE BAND: The Cock Inn, Southwater, Horsham, 8.30pm.

TRIPLE X: The Malt Shovel, Horsham, 8.30pm.

STAGE